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Adroit Theory Future You Hates You

Adroit Theory Future You Hates You

Originally brewed in collaboration with Cushwa Brewing Company, this Russian Imperial Stout is a BIG BOY BEER! Conceptually similar to our recent DJINN release, this one is packed with even more oats for a full bodied experience.

Used motor oil black, opaque with an assertive espresso colored head. Decadent, intense, yet pleasantly boozy. Roasted malt is first impression with balanced hop bitterness. Alcohol is in check, but lurking in the background. Notes of dark cacao, Italian dark roast, and caramel truffle. Body is thick yet soft with a creaminess that coats the tongue. Finish is a balance between bitter + sweet in a complimentary way that invites the. next sip.

Regular price $22.99 USD
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